The other day I was walking thru the park when I saw a elderly man (probably my age) sitting on the park bench crying. Hoping I could help him out I sat next to him and asked him what was the matter. He told me he was married to a very beautiful 27 year old red head that loved sex. He said first thing when he wakes in the morning they have fantastic sex, she also comes home at lunch time, not to eat, but more fantastic sex, in the evening they go to bed early so they can again have fantastic sex before going to sleep. I told he was the envy of all old men and I could not see any reason for him to sit on a park bench crying. He turned to me and with tears in his eyes said " I can't remember where I live".......................................
Bill
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