Also a true story.. When I was still a student in Cornflake U (Kellogg Community College) my English teacher was always ragging on the local fish wrapper. The Battle Creek Esquire and News.
Or as Some call it the Nose and misprint.
So some student left two things on her desk before class
1: A weekday copy of the Nose and Misprint.
2: A brand new RED Bic ballpoint pen
She ran out of Ink before she ran out of paper. This was roughly 1970 and it has gotten worse since.
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