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Old 01-08-2017, 09:02 AM   #3
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Two ladies of the night walk into the Philosopher's Bar and sit down. The bartender sets in front of them a place mat that says Cogito, ergo sum and asks what they think of it. They reply that in their profession it's best not to think. Immediately they vanish.

The bartender bursts into tears. Oh, no! I shouldn't have put Descartes before the whores.
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