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Old 06-10-2019, 04:03 PM   #1
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Default Kid Jokes

Not jokes about kids, but jokes told by kids. I'll start with two that fooled me and made me grin.

At Judo class, a 9-year-old boy asked me, What is H2O?

I answered, Water.

Then he asked, What is H2O4?

I started explaining that I didn't think such a substance could exist, and he interrupted: It's for drinking!
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Old 06-10-2019, 04:11 PM   #2
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On the Internet, I read about an enchanting 9-year-old girl who told this. It, too, totally "got" me.


Did you hear about the Spanish magician? He announced, On the count of three, I will disappear. Then he started, Uno, dos ... and vanished without a tres.
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Old 07-14-2019, 09:07 PM   #3
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Darn -- no responses. Maybe I'm the only one who likes kid jokes. I'll try one more, then maybe give up.

Two camels met and fell in love. One (I don't know which) was a dromedary, one hump. The other was a Bactrian camel, two humps. Overcoming family prejudices, they courted and married.

By and bye, there was a little baby camel. It had no humps at all! So what did they name it?

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Humphrey.
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Old 08-08-2019, 04:31 PM   #4
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Carl those are pretty bad "Count Dracula the invisible man is here to see you" Tell him I can not see him.
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