58 days

[Radio]

Two very excited blondes came into a sports bar and asked that a table for 8 be set up for them. The staff willingly obliged, and the barkeeper asked about their plans for the evening.

One blonde said, "It's a big celebration, keep the drinks coming!"

Soon 3 more blondes arrived, with high fives all around, and began to chant "58 days! 58 days!"

Then two more blondes appeared, and the scene repeated itself, high fives and "58 days! 58 days!"

The last blonde arrived to the extreme delight of the others, carrying a neatly framed picture puzzle of Elmo, from Sesame Street. Wild celebrations and a rousing chorus of "58 days."

So the bartender walk over and inquires about the reason for the party.

"Well," said the first blonde, "you know how we blondes are always stereotyped and everyone thinks we are so stupid, right?"

"Yeah, I guess, sorta..." stammered the bartender.

"Well, when we bought this puzzle the side of the box said '4 to 5 years' but me and the girls worked really hard and we got it done in just 58 days!"

:cheer:

[W9WLS]

I used to tell this one about a certain group of our engineers where I retired from.

[wa8yxm]

Speaking of engineers.. I once handed a device to an Engineer from Motorola.. It is a small box, called Alcratraz, Made in Detroit, Inside the box which has a plastic top and bottom and 4 metal posts that seperate them is a steel ball bearing, the trick is to remove the ball from the box without use of force. It is a trick, not a puzzle. (Ask if you need to know the difference).

Well they must have spent several thousand dollars worth of talent and time trying to figure it out, They tried heat, cold, just about everything save X-Ray.. X-Ray,,,, would have gotten it.