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Radio
05-31-2013, 04:58 PM
Can we come up with 25 reasons why the chicken crossed the road?

1. To get away from Col. Sanders.
W9WLS
05-31-2013, 05:55 PM
2. cause it's there !

Who knows what go's through a chickens mind ?
NN5I
05-31-2013, 06:06 PM
To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
N3LYT
05-31-2013, 08:43 PM
Beat me to it but I was going to say porkypine.
Radio
06-02-2013, 04:14 PM
Beat me to it but I was going to say porkypine.

Possums ain't too good at road crossing, either.
N3LYT
06-02-2013, 04:52 PM
It was too far to walk to the bridge?
Radio
06-02-2013, 09:09 PM
He heard they were serving egg rolls.
TXiceman
06-03-2013, 08:59 AM
To see which came first, the chicken or the egg.

Ken
W9WLS
06-03-2013, 02:21 PM
cause the "coyote" WASN'T on that side !
TXiceman
06-05-2013, 09:01 AM
The chicken was going to buy a Lotto ticket and then.....

Ken
W9WLS
06-08-2013, 11:36 AM
Depends, on whether or not the chicken that crossed the road was a ROOSTER or a HEN !
IF it was a ROOSTER that crossed the road, there was a HEN on the other side.
IF it was a HEN that crossed the road, the ROOSTER was probably on her side !