Elderly ham's pickup line

[NN5I]

An elderly ham walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his mid-eighties, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a nice image.

Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-seventies. The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her. He orders a drink and takes a sip. He slowly turns to the lady and says:

"So, tell me..... do I come here often?"

[ke0me]

Now that is hitting close to home.

Sometimes it takes the GPS and my wife to get me to the right destination.

Not that I always follow EXACTLY the directions I get, but it helps if I do.

[coupevillefish]

APRS to figure out where you have been.

[Radio]

Then there was the bumper sticker that read: Hams do it with more frequency.

[wa8yxm]

So what happens when the old timer and the lady hook up....

Check this link (Shoe comic if it does not display) to find out:

http://www.gocomics.com/shoe/2016/05/01

[wohtex]

The other day I was walking thru the park when I saw a elderly man (probably my age) sitting on the park bench crying. Hoping I could help him out I sat next to him and asked him what was the matter. He told me he was married to a very beautiful 27 year old red head that loved sex. He said first thing when he wakes in the morning they have fantastic sex, she also comes home at lunch time, not to eat, but more fantastic sex, in the evening they go to bed early so they can again have fantastic sex before going to sleep. I told he was the envy of all old men and I could not see any reason for him to sit on a park bench crying. He turned to me and with tears in his eyes said " I can't remember where I live".......................................

Bill
N5CCQ