4 words at a time

[aintgotnun]

I'm bored so I figured I'd start a post count generating game.......

The pretext is simple. Using 4 words at a time we generate a story. The topic can wonder all over creation but who really cares right? Punctuation doesn't count as a word so use it to start a new sentence or whatever else punctuation is used for.

Rules are simple:
1: Keep it CLEAN.
2: ONLY 4 words at a time are allowed.
3: Keep it CLEAN.
4: No double posts. (you cannot follow up your 4 words with another 4 words with the exception that there has been a lapse in time say 3 days since the last addition.
5: Keep it CLEAN.
6: Only post your 4 words. No need for commentary or the previous 4 words
7: Don't attach your sigs. (good idea Wade)
8: Keep it CLEAN (have I mentioned that?)

FYI folks. I went and removed sig lines from the story line posts....

I will begin in the next post.

Let's see where this leads us shall we??

[aintgotnun]

So there I was

[KC1BUD]

Minding my own business.

[aintgotnun]

when along came the

[Radio]

ugliest dog on earth.

(After I posted I realized this will "read" better if we do not attach sig files to each post.)

[aintgotnun]

I reached for my

[Radio]

shiny new pair of

[Andy N1ORK]

6146 power output tubes.

[Radio]

That ugly dog smelled

[Andy N1ORK]

as bad as my

[KF5BET]

old crusty tennis shoes

[Radio]

left under my couch.

[aintgotnun]

Being a dog lover

[Andy N1ORK]

is like having kids.

[KF5BET]

They always want food!

[KC1BUD]

A couple time a

[Radio]

Boy Scout would help

(Don't forget, uncheck sig attachment to make this easier to read the story line.)

[aintgotnun]

clean up that old

[Radio]

mutt, and teach him

[aintgotnun]

Morse code. Not today

[Andy N1ORK]

, but maybe very soon

[Radio]

Greg will get licensed.

[aintgotnun]

Until then, he'll mod

[KC1BUD]

or I'll get a

[aintgotnun]

ham sandwich for lunch.

[Radio]

Where are Andy's 6146's ??

[aintgotnun]

Glowing warmly in a

[Andy N1ORK]

Heathkit HW101 getting ready

[Radio]

for that dog to

[aintgotnun]

go surfing in South

[WD8QBQ]

south Florida oil slick

[Andy N1ORK]

which the surf dissipated.

[KC1BUD]

Then a meteorite came

[Andy N1ORK]

and 2m opened up.

[aintgotnun]

So we fired up

[Radio]

all of our friends

[aintgotnun]

and got a party

[Andy N1ORK]

going in the backyard.

[Radio]

Looking up at the

[aintgotnun]

night sky we saw

[Andy N1ORK]

a bright speck shoot

[KC1BUD]

Back and forth figure

[Radio]

we'd better move the

[Andy N1ORK]

heck away from our

[WD8QBQ]

present location by the

[Radio]

nuclear power plant that

[aintgotnun]

has 4-eyed frogs nearby.

[KC1BUD]

Speaking French and holding

[WD8QBQ]

her hand and my

[aintgotnun]

cold beer. Dang frogs!

[Radio]

Making so much noise

[KC1BUD]

So the minister pronounced!

[WD8QBQ]

us unworthy of marriage.

[KC1BUD]

all alone or by

[Radio]

our inbred family. They

[WD8QBQ]

banished us to suffer,

[Andy N1ORK]

the slings and arrows

[Radio]

because unlike us, they

[aintgotnun]

didn't listen to polka.

[Andy N1ORK]

music when they were

[Radio]

dating their cousins. Otherwise

[KC1BUD]

They'd cried gorilla tears

[aintgotnun]

. Picking up our banjos

[Radio]

we went out to

[Andy N1ORK]

get a couple of

[aintgotnun]

jugs of sour mash.

[KC1BUD]

and trout fillets down

[WD8QBQ]

by the back door

[Radio]

that leads out to

[aintgotnun]

the rest of the

[KC1BUD]

World breathing heavily, scared...

[Andy N1ORK]

????
I think we need to use punctuation and capitalization as needed, or this can get very confusing.

[KC1BUD]

Punctuation and capitalization isn't that for the Editor?? :rofl:

[aintgotnun]

Cap and punct would be nice to help with the "flow". But then again is this is supposed to make sense? Naw........ all in fun.

Back to our "story".


World breathing heavily, scared...

as zombies were awakening.

[Andy N1ORK]

It was a somber

[KC1BUD]

Mood that the angry

[Andy N1ORK]

mob had toward those

[Radio]

who ate all the

[Andy N1ORK]

Krispy Kreems and drank

[Radio]

MD 20/20 and pickle juice.

[KC1BUD]

What a bunch of

[Andy N1ORK]

As an aside, not part of the story line, what the H*** is
MD 20/20 and pickle juice.
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OK, you may continue.
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[KC1BUD]

As an aside, not part of the story line, what the H*** is
MD 20/20 and pickle juice.


OK, you may continue.


MD20/20 or Mad Dog 20/20, is a fine wine with a screw cap. They had screw caps along with Boone's Farm, when everyone else had corks.

[Radio]

MD20/20 or Mad Dog 20/20, is a fine wine with a screw cap. They had screw caps along with Boone's Farm, when everyone else had corks.

MD 20/20 is the stuff wino's drink. It has a screw cap so wino's can open and shut the bottle with no tools. And the pickle juice is just there for fun.

Return to our story where KC1BUD had entered "What a bunch of"

fine hangovers that made! :sick:

[Andy N1ORK]

Stumbling from the bed,

[KC1BUD]

heading out to church,

[Radio]

without having showered, smelling

[WD8QBQ]

,from BO and wine

[Andy N1ORK]

, we gathered up our

[Radio]

leftover pickle juice that

[WD8QBQ]

dribbled down our leg

[Radio]

. Embarrassing, because we didn't

[KC1BUD]

Watch a movie about

[Radio]

pickle juice etiquette. We

[Andy N1ORK]

just sopped it up

[KC1BUD]

And puckered until our

[Andy N1ORK]

eyes started to tear.

[WD8QBQ]

It sure was sour.

[KC1BUD]

But then a quick

[WD8QBQ]

inspiration and idea of

[Radio]

turning flatulence into cash

[KC1BUD]

But then I found

[KC1BUD]

Well here it is so far;

So there I was Minding my own business. when along came the ugliest dog on earth. I reached for my shiny new pair of 6146 power output tubes. That ugly dog smelled as bad as my old crusty tennis shoes left under my couch. Being a dog lover is like having kids. They always want food! A couple time a Boy Scout would help clean up that old mutt, and teach him Morse code. Not today , but maybe very soon Greg will get licensed. Until then, he'll mod or I'll get a ham sandwich for lunch. Where are Andy's 6146's ?? Glowing warmly in a Heathkit HW101 getting ready for that dog to go surfing in South south Florida oil slick which the surf dissipated. Then a meteorite came and 2m opened up. So we fired up all of our friends and got a party going in the backyard. Looking up at the night sky we saw a bright speck shoot Back and forth figure we'd better move the heck away from our present location by the nuclear power plant that has 4-eyed frogs nearby. Speaking French and holding her hand and my cold beer. Dang frogs! Making so much noise So the minister pronounced! us unworthy of marriage. all alone or by our inbred family. They banished us to suffer, the slings and arrows because unlike us, they didn't listen to polka. music when they were dating their cousins. Otherwise They'd cried gorilla tears . Picking up our banjos we went out to get a couple of jugs of sour mash. and trout fillets down by the back door that leads out to the rest of the World breathing heavily, scared. It was a somber Mood that the angry mob had toward those who ate all the Krispy Kreems and drank MD 20/20 and pickle juice. What a bunch of fine hangovers that made! Stumbling from the bed, heading out to church, without having showered, smelling ,from BO and wine , we gathered up our leftover pickle juice that dribbled down our leg Embarrassing, because we didn't Watch a movie about pickle juice etiquette. We just sopped it up And puckered until our eyes started to tear. It sure was sour. But then a quick inspiration and idea of turning flatulence into cash But then I found

So far I have the last post. How about a title? Should that be three words at a time?