There was a man who one day didn't feel like going to church so he decided to go hunting instead.
He was out in the bush when he was approached from behind by a bear. He dropped his gun by accident and didn't bother to pick it up.
He ran for his life. Weaving in and out the trees with the bear on his trail, he was curving around a tree when he tripped over one of it's roots.
He looked up as the bear looked down. The bear was about to strike him dead. The hunter put his hands together and prayed:
"Dear Lord, please let this bear be a christian."
The bear seeing the man with his hands together, sat down, closed his eyes and said: "Dear Lord, thank you for the food that I am about to receive"
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