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Old 01-31-2016, 02:34 PM   #2
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"Hey, Babe, can you cure my affluenza?"

"Hey, Miss, I'm a plastic surgeon. Need a lift?"

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a jalopy like that?"

Nothing. They were too busy making out.

... and assorted other equally lame lines ...
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