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Old 01-17-2012, 01:48 PM   #2
KC1BUD
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How about the string that held up a liquor store. Before going in he tied himself into a knot and frayed both ends.


A couple of days later he went in as a string, and the guy behind the counter said "Hey, didn't you rob me the other day?


The string replied "No"



The clerk asked "are you sure?" and the string replied "frayed knot"!


That isn't how I first heard the joke, but I thought this way the joke was a lot shorter.
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