For those who were unaware...
https://www.youtube.com/embed/Q8xz8xKEFvU
I like those free dumb-fones they give you for having a contract. It rings, it talks, texts and makes lousy pictures. That's plenty.
For anything else there is the laptop.
And real flashlights have certain advantages. They don't run down your phone batteries, you can use them while on the phone, and the 4 or 5 D-cell kind make a fine defensive weapon.