Life was simpler before PCs.
LIFE BEFORE COMPUTERS:
*Memory was something that you lost with age.
*An application was for employment.
*A program was a TV show.
*A cursor used profanity.
*A keyboard was a piano.
*A web was a spider’s home.
*A virus was the flu.
*A CD was a bank account.
*A hard drive was a long trip on the road.
*A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
*And if you had a 3-1/2 inch floppy…you just hoped nobody found out.
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-- Carl
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