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motorcycle jack · 11-20-2011, 07:35 PM

Seems there was this Amish farmer who was going to town with his wife in the farm buggy, being pulled by his new mule. A snake slithered across the road and the mule balked. The farmer stopped the buggy, hopped down from the seat, grabbed a 2 by 4 and hit the mule across the fore head. "That's once!" he yelled.

On the down the road a rabbit ran in front of the mule and again he balked. The farmer jumped down, grabbed the 2 by 4 and hit the mule again. "That's twice!" he yelled. Getting back in they proceeded on down the road.

Farther on down a car honked at the farmer and again the mule balked. The farmer jumped down, grabbed his rifle from the back of the buggy, walked up to the mule, shot it dead and yelled "That's three times!"

As he got bzck in the buggy, his wife says "Why'd you do that now we have no way into town". The farmer turns to his wife and says "That's once!"

11-20-2011, 07:35 PM	#2
motorcycle jack Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 10	Hmmm... another mule story Seems there was this Amish farmer who was going to town with his wife in the farm buggy, being pulled by his new mule. A snake slithered across the road and the mule balked. The farmer stopped the buggy, hopped down from the seat, grabbed a 2 by 4 and hit the mule across the fore head. "That's once!" he yelled. On the down the road a rabbit ran in front of the mule and again he balked. The farmer jumped down, grabbed the 2 by 4 and hit the mule again. "That's twice!" he yelled. Getting back in they proceeded on down the road. Farther on down a car honked at the farmer and again the mule balked. The farmer jumped down, grabbed his rifle from the back of the buggy, walked up to the mule, shot it dead and yelled "That's three times!" As he got bzck in the buggy, his wife says "Why'd you do that now we have no way into town". The farmer turns to his wife and says "That's once!"