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Old 11-14-2011, 08:11 PM   #1
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Debt ceiling explained!

Here's another way to look at the Debt Ceiling.
Let's say, You come home from work and find there has been a
sewer backup in your neighborhood....and your home has sewage
all the way up to your ceilings.
What do you think you should do? Raise the ceilings or pump out
the s_ _ _?

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Old 11-14-2011, 08:23 PM   #2
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Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . . . .
Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.


* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.




Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?


Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments



COWS:


is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.
Also, think about this ... if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

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Old 11-15-2011, 03:51 AM   #3
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Great stuff! Hope y'all don't mind, but I just had to copy these to my FB page.
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Old 11-17-2011, 01:06 PM   #4
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Something to laugh at
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Old 11-17-2011, 02:14 PM   #5
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Any cat lovers on here?
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Old 11-20-2011, 09:26 AM   #6
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lol

I'm a cat lover but still have my sense of humor.

People choose to be offended, I choose not to be.
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Old 12-19-2011, 05:34 PM   #7
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Wink A good nights sleep ???????????

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the *** and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
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Old 12-20-2011, 05:43 AM   #8
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Old 12-20-2011, 09:05 PM   #9
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A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite
side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious
state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled
to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got
what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying,
good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said
that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited
lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!.
And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck hit us.
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OK Jim...Loved the last two. You gotta be a real hoot around the campfire!
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There was a man who one day didn't feel like going to church so he decided to go hunting instead.

He was out in the bush when he was approached from behind by a bear. He dropped his gun by accident and didn't bother to pick it up.

He ran for his life. Weaving in and out the trees with the bear on his trail, he was curving around a tree when he tripped over one of it's roots.

He looked up as the bear looked down. The bear was about to strike him dead. The hunter put his hands together and prayed:

"Dear Lord, please let this bear be a christian."

The bear seeing the man with his hands together, sat down, closed his eyes and said: "Dear Lord, thank you for the food that I am about to receive"
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And then, there's this.
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