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01-31-2016, 12:53 PM
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Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Fayetteville, GA, USA
Posts: 3,017
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Missing punchline...
This morning I hit the snooze button several times.
I had a dream during one of the snoozes.
In the dream there was one of those open air state fair political rallies. Someone was speaking to a large crowd from a podium, it may have been Donald Trump. He was telling a joke to make a point.
"What did the rich guy say to the girl in the Ford Fiesta?"
And then the alarm went off and I never heard what the punch line was.
Suggestions?
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01-31-2016, 02:34 PM
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Carl, nn5i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Tallahassee, FL
Posts: 1,441
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"Hey, Babe, can you cure my affluenza?"
"Hey, Miss, I'm a plastic surgeon. Need a lift?"
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a jalopy like that?"
Nothing. They were too busy making out.
... and assorted other equally lame lines ...
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-- Carl
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01-31-2016, 05:41 PM
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#3
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Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Fayetteville, GA, USA
Posts: 3,017
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After discussion with the family:
"Miss, can I buy you a real car?"
was our favorite.
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02-01-2016, 11:07 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Mobile, on the road
Posts: 1,139
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(To the tune of Big Spender)
How about... You come fiestia with me
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02-01-2016, 07:01 PM
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Carl, nn5i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Tallahassee, FL
Posts: 1,441
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"I'll bet my car is fiesta than yours."
"Which is fiesta, you or the car?"
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-- Carl
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02-02-2016, 10:55 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jan 2016
Location: Fulltime RV
Posts: 18
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You want to see the Trump Tower?
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