RV News RVBusiness 2021 Top 10 RVs of the Year, plus 56 additional debuts and must-see units → ×
Open Roads Radio forum for Ham, Amateur Radio and RV camping


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
 
Old 11-14-2011, 09:11 PM   #1
WD8QBQ
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 279
Talking Today's humor

Debt ceiling explained!

Here's another way to look at the Debt Ceiling.
Let's say, You come home from work and find there has been a
sewer backup in your neighborhood....and your home has sewage
all the way up to your ceilings.
What do you think you should do? Raise the ceilings or pump out
the s_ _ _?

Your choice is coming, November 2012

WD8QBQ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-14-2011, 09:23 PM   #2
WD8QBQ
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 279
Default

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . . . .
Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.


* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.




Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?


Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments



COWS:


is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.
Also, think about this ... if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

WD8QBQ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-15-2011, 04:51 AM   #3
Andy N1ORK
Senior Member
 
Andy N1ORK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Manchester, CT
Posts: 1,034
Send a message via Yahoo to Andy N1ORK Send a message via Skype™ to Andy N1ORK
Default

Great stuff! Hope y'all don't mind, but I just had to copy these to my FB page.
73



__________________
CQ..CQ..CQ..DE ANDY, N1ORK..QTH Manchester, CT...QRZ..QRZ..
Hello anyone out there?
Is this thing on?
SkyWarn, CERT, EmComm
Andy N1ORK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-17-2011, 02:06 PM   #4
WD8QBQ
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 279
Default

Something to laugh at
Attached Images
File Type: jpg NOT MY JOB.jpg (48.0 KB, 66 views)
WD8QBQ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-17-2011, 03:14 PM   #5
W5DOK
Old Member
 
W5DOK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: In Gods country
Posts: 253
Default

Any cat lovers on here?
Attached Images
File Type: jpg Free%20Cat.jpg (40.5 KB, 64 views)
W5DOK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2011, 10:26 AM   #6
AE5BI
Senior Member
 
AE5BI's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Pleasant Hill, CA
Posts: 104
Default

lol

I'm a cat lover but still have my sense of humor.

People choose to be offended, I choose not to be.
__________________
2000 Monaco Knight 36Z
- Kenwood TS-2000
- SG237 Tuner & Long Wire

2006 Jeep (X2)
- iCom IC-706MKIIG
- AH-4 Automatic Antenna Tuner to a 102" Radio Shack CB antenna

Guinness the cat

Full-timing Sep. 2006 - Sep. 2011

Our RV Website, www.FulltimeRV.us

73

AE5BI
AE5BI is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2011, 06:34 PM   #7
WD8QBQ
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 279
Wink A good nights sleep ???????????

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the *** and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
WD8QBQ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2011, 06:43 AM   #8
Andy N1ORK
Senior Member
 
Andy N1ORK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Manchester, CT
Posts: 1,034
Send a message via Yahoo to Andy N1ORK Send a message via Skype™ to Andy N1ORK
Default

Good one Jim!



__________________
CQ..CQ..CQ..DE ANDY, N1ORK..QTH Manchester, CT...QRZ..QRZ..
Hello anyone out there?
Is this thing on?
SkyWarn, CERT, EmComm
Andy N1ORK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2011, 10:05 PM   #9
WD8QBQ
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 279
Default

A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite
side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious
state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled
to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got
what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying,
good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said
that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited
lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!.
And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck hit us.
WD8QBQ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-21-2011, 12:07 AM   #10
KF5BET
Senior Member
 
KF5BET's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Lafayette, LA
Posts: 507
Default

OK Jim...Loved the last two. You gotta be a real hoot around the campfire!
__________________
Galen - KF5BET
Crysti - "the CHIEF"
Abbi - KF5BEW dd
Kendra - KF5FYS dd
Maggie - Cat chaser
2005 F250, 1996 Nomad
KF5BET is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-21-2011, 09:40 AM   #11
motorcycle jack
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 10
Default

There was a man who one day didn't feel like going to church so he decided to go hunting instead.

He was out in the bush when he was approached from behind by a bear. He dropped his gun by accident and didn't bother to pick it up.

He ran for his life. Weaving in and out the trees with the bear on his trail, he was curving around a tree when he tripped over one of it's roots.

He looked up as the bear looked down. The bear was about to strike him dead. The hunter put his hands together and prayed:

"Dear Lord, please let this bear be a christian."

The bear seeing the man with his hands together, sat down, closed his eyes and said: "Dear Lord, thank you for the food that I am about to receive"
motorcycle jack is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-21-2011, 11:48 AM   #12
W5DOK
Old Member
 
W5DOK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: In Gods country
Posts: 253
Default

And then, there's this.
Attached Images
File Type: jpg open range.jpg (24.1 KB, 14 views)
W5DOK is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.2.3

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:36 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
×