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Old 01-15-2012, 06:41 PM   #1
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Default Really short jokes.

Post your best really short joke here. Like this:

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his friend is the woods?

Give us your best shot.
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Old 01-17-2012, 01:48 PM   #2
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How about the string that held up a liquor store. Before going in he tied himself into a knot and frayed both ends.


A couple of days later he went in as a string, and the guy behind the counter said "Hey, didn't you rob me the other day?


The string replied "No"



The clerk asked "are you sure?" and the string replied "frayed knot"!


That isn't how I first heard the joke, but I thought this way the joke was a lot shorter.
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Old 01-17-2012, 06:25 PM   #3
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Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop

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Old 01-24-2012, 04:45 PM   #4
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A Senator, an Indian Chief and a gorilla all go into a bar.

The bartender sees them coming and hollers at them "WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF JOKE??"

( I told this at work and two guys sat around the rest of the day trying to figure it out. Don't over think it. And you can use any 3 odd ball characters you like)
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Old 01-24-2012, 04:49 PM   #5
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How is a lawyer on a Harley like a Kirby vacuum cleaner?

They both have a dirt bag on top.
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To a redneck, a divorce is a lot like a tornado, cause either way Earl is gonna loose the double-wide.
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Old 02-01-2012, 04:06 PM   #7
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DOC: You need a liver transplant
ME: Wow...I don't think I can afford that. How much will it cost?
DOC: Oh not that much, about $3.59 a pound last I checked.

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What do you call the pall bearers at an Oklahoma funeral???


CARRY-Okies......

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How is a Oklahoma tornado like a divorce?


Someone is going to loose a trailer house.


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Quote from a friend:

Cigarettes are a lot like squirrels.

Absolutely harmless. Until you stick it in your mouth and light it on fire.

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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


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A one-hump camel, or Dromedary, wooed and won the heart of a two-hump camel, or Bactrian. They married, and soon there was a baby camel, which had no humps at all. What did they name it?

Humphrey.

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A one-hump camel, or Dromedary, wooed and won the heart of a two-hump camel, or Bactrian. They married, and soon there was a baby camel, which had no humps at all. What did they name it?

Humphrey.

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