You're probably an RVer if ...

[NN5I]

You're probably an RVer if:

(1) Every time you open a car door, you hang back expecting steps to slide out.

(2) When you turn on the water in your friend's sink, you listen for the pump.

(3) When you use the john in your friend's house, you're momentarily confused, looking for a foot pedal.


These are my own, but three is not enough. Your contributions, please.

[Radio]

The TV is signal crapping out, and you're looking at the ceiling for the knob...

[N3LYT]

When it starts to rain at home you get up to make sure the vents are closed.

[Radio]

If your front porch rolls up.

[McKannick]

.....if your TT bed is bigger'n your house bed.

[N3LYT]

If you try to light the kitchen stove with a match.

[Andy N1ORK]

Your Fridge runs on AC, DC, and LP gas.

[WD8QBQ]

You wake up in the middle of the night for a pit stop and you can't remember where you are.

You start talking to fellow rv'rs in the park and talk about where you have been and you can't remember the name of where you were yesterday or the day before.

JIM

[wa8yxm]

I know exactly where I was yesterday (Sitting in the park barber shop chatting with the barber.. not getting hair cut, just chatting) and the day before (Gate house finding out the guard that's supposed to be on duty then was off duty due to her husband passing).. In short, I've been parked right here since Sunday.. Know where I was last week too. (NOT HERE). Not knowing where you were yesterday is not RV, that's Old Timer's