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Old 06-26-2013, 05:32 PM   #1
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I think my dentist likes golf. He took a look at my teeth and made a hole in one.

I'm at the age where my hair is whiter than my teeth. (The dentist liked that one)

I'd tell you the story about the broken pencil but there's no point to it.

(OK, so can you do better?)
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Old 06-27-2013, 06:48 AM   #2
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Some guy came to the door yesterday asking for donations for a new community pool...so I gave him a glass of water.
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There was a fire at Ringling Bros. it was in tents.
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If attacked by abandoned offspring of certain rhododendrons, don't attempt to defend. No one can resist the waif of the fuchsia.
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“Count Dracula the invisible man is here to see you” ”tell him I cannot see him”
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Old 06-28-2013, 05:18 PM   #6
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"I see" said the blind man,
to his deaf and dumb wife
as he picked up his hammer
and saw.

I sat on the front porch with my girlfriend. See rolled her eyes at me. I picked them up and rolled them right back.

I used to date a gal with a wooded leg. We broke it off.
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