Missing punchline...

[Radio]

This morning I hit the snooze button several times.

I had a dream during one of the snoozes.

In the dream there was one of those open air state fair political rallies. Someone was speaking to a large crowd from a podium, it may have been Donald Trump. He was telling a joke to make a point.

"What did the rich guy say to the girl in the Ford Fiesta?"

And then the alarm went off and I never heard what the punch line was.

Suggestions?

[NN5I]

"Hey, Babe, can you cure my affluenza?"

"Hey, Miss, I'm a plastic surgeon. Need a lift?"

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a jalopy like that?"

Nothing. They were too busy making out.

... and assorted other equally lame lines ...

[Radio]

After discussion with the family:

"Miss, can I buy you a real car?"

was our favorite.

[wa8yxm]

(To the tune of Big Spender)

How about... You come fiestia with me

[NN5I]

"I'll bet my car is fiesta than yours."

"Which is fiesta, you or the car?"

[accumack]

You want to see the Trump Tower?