View Full Version : Missing punchline...

01-31-2016, 01:53 PM
This morning I hit the snooze button several times.

I had a dream during one of the snoozes.

In the dream there was one of those open air state fair political rallies. Someone was speaking to a large crowd from a podium, it may have been Donald Trump. He was telling a joke to make a point.

"What did the rich guy say to the girl in the Ford Fiesta?"

And then the alarm went off and I never heard what the punch line was.

Suggestions? :havefun:

01-31-2016, 03:34 PM
"Hey, Babe, can you cure my affluenza?"

"Hey, Miss, I'm a plastic surgeon. Need a lift?"

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a jalopy like that?"

Nothing. They were too busy making out.

... and assorted other equally lame lines ...

01-31-2016, 06:41 PM
After discussion with the family:

"Miss, can I buy you a real car?"

was our favorite.

02-01-2016, 12:07 PM
(To the tune of Big Spender)

How about... You come fiestia with me

02-01-2016, 08:01 PM
"I'll bet my car is fiesta than yours."

"Which is fiesta, you or the car?"

02-02-2016, 11:55 AM
You want to see the Trump Tower?