Two very excited blondes came into a sports bar and asked that a table for 8 be set up for them. The staff willingly obliged, and the barkeeper asked about their plans for the evening.
One blonde said, "It's a big celebration, keep the drinks coming!"
Soon 3 more blondes arrived, with high fives all around, and began to chant "58 days! 58 days!"
Then two more blondes appeared, and the scene repeated itself, high fives and "58 days! 58 days!"
The last blonde arrived to the extreme delight of the others, carrying a neatly framed picture puzzle of Elmo, from Sesame Street. Wild celebrations and a rousing chorus of "58 days."
So the bartender walk over and inquires about the reason for the party.
"Well," said the first blonde, "you know how we blondes are always stereotyped and everyone thinks we are so stupid, right?"
"Yeah, I guess, sorta..." stammered the bartender.
"Well, when we bought this puzzle the side of the box said '4 to 5 years' but me and the girls worked really hard and we got it done in just 58 days!"